Just when I think humanity couldn’t possibly disappoint me yet again, we have the F*ck You Sandwich Day. Nothing says family values like eating fast food F*ck You Sandwiches.
I get really tired of people talking about morality as being exclusive to Christians. Not that I think I have any kind of claim to it. But I had a big old argument with a friend (who is Catholic, strangely enough) about priests who risked their own lives during World War II to do the right thing. He ended up making me admit that yes, sometimes people do good things because of their faith. Which anybody who knows me would realize I did not like one bit.
So I’d like to ask all of you Christians out there, when you’re mounting a show of your family values. Could you please not do it by eating F*ck You Sandwiches and enriching a corporation whose charitable foundation funds some decidedly untasty entities? I mean, couldn’t you have donated the money to feed hungry children or something? And while you’re at it, I’d sure like it if you got all up in the face of fornicators and adulterers and the like. Thanks.