Thanks, Mom

My mother:  If you go to [store name], would you please pick this up for me?

Me:  Mom, I don’t go there any more.  It’s like crack cocaine to me.

My mother:  You don’t need to go right away.  Just if you happen to drive by.  I don’t need it right away.  Maybe just some time this month.

My mother:  And only if you have a coupon.  If you don’t have a coupon and it isn’t on sale, don’t buy it.  I don’t want it at full price.

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