Fly with your pants falling down? Get arrested*.
Fly in tiny underpants with thigh-high hose? No problem! Even if other passengers complain about you.
*Edited to add: According to the SF Gate, “He was jailed for a day in San Mateo County on suspicion of trespassing, battery and resisting arrest before being released on $11,000 bail Thursday.” Another news report stated that he spent two nights at the San Mateo jail.