Be very afraid.
So Angry Asian Man posted this scan of a session being held at the New England Association for College Admission and Counseling: How to Train Your Dragon – A.K.A. Managing the Deluge from China!
So of course I had to wander over to the NEACAC site to see what other sessions were being offered and came across “Neither a Cat Fight nor a Convent: Advice and Language for Including a Women’s College on the List.”
Yeah, you couldn’t make this stuff up.