Spreading the love

So you and your wife want to attend the last Oprah show. But you don’t have tickets. What do you do? Why, you drive to Chicago from Ontario and then pretend you were mugged.

The two muggers? According to you, one is African American and one Latino.

2 thoughts on “Spreading the love

  1. When lying to the police, never forget to put in the little racist details. It just adds a certain something.

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