My mother hates answering machines and voicemail. So much so that she never leaves messages. I have never received a message from her in the history of my entire life, so I was a little worried to see one from her number (I have voicemail-to-text service). Obviously it had to be of great importance.
Here it is in its entirety:
Say, wasn’t a tomato $.49 a pound. I was charged dollar $.89 a pound. Thank you.
Resist racism 
That is PRICELESS!!
Wow, I laughed. That’s the sweetest.
Hope it doesn’t signify some kind of tension or lack of communication!
She made me ask about the refund, too.