*what one of my friends said to the Honors English teacher when asked.
Scene: Community affair with lots of Asian folks. Enter two white people.
White person #1: Excuse. Me! Can. You. Tell. Me. Where. Is. The. Gymnasium? You. Know. The. GYM-NA-SI-UM?
Me: No. I. Am. Sorry! But. This. Is. The. Auditorium. You. Know. The. AU-DI-TOR-I-UM.
Okay, so I didn’t really say that. But I thought it in my head, which made me smirk while responding.