That beats Paul LePage’s black “son.”
Senator Mary Margaret Haugen reportedly was upset because she said she was called a racist. Her response?
Do you want to see my grandchildren? Half of them are brown.
Of course, maybe it’s worth more in I’m Not Racist! Cred™ to have a black “son.” Because the son might actually live in your house. (Although LePage’s doesn’t.) And he might use your bathroom. But if half your grandchildren are brown, that simply means you allowed your children to f*ck brown people. Or I guess they might have adopted. Of course, Haugen didn’t even notice:
“I think I’m one of the most tolerant people in here. I don’t see color,” said Haugen.
Wait, I’m so confused. Then how did she know half her grandchildren were brown? And does she let them use her bathroom?