Commonly expressed but boring responses to various posts. If you use a version of one of these responses, the administrators at resist racism may tag you with the number. Or we might just mock you.

1. I am not a racist.

variant a.  But I’m not like those others!

variant b.  But not all white people are like that!

2. I have a black friend.

variant a. I have an Asian child

variant b. I have a non-white boyfriend/girlfriend

3. You’re the real racists.

4. You’re bitter/angry/oversensitive/whatever.

5. Ventriloquy (“I have a black friend who says …”)

6. I lived in [fill-in-the-blank-country] for [length of time].

7. What about all those black men who rape white women?

8. That’s just political correctness.

9. What about all the racism in [insert name of predominantly brown country here] against whites?

10. Why aren’t you worried about child abuse/world hunger/something else that’s important?

11. Do you have to be so aggressive when you talk about racism? Can’t you frame your message in a nicer way?

12. I’m not like those other people.

13. According to you we can’t do anything right, so why bother trying?

14. I’m a person of color myself and …

variant a. I’m white, but I’m a member of a minority group and have faced discrimination …

15. It wasn’t racist; you just don’t understand the context/are misinterpreting it/it was meant to be a compliment.

16. That happens to white people too.  It has nothing to do with racism.

17. Everyone is racist.

18. It’s satire/humor/don’t you get the joke?

19.  The Dictionary Defense™, otherwise known as The Last Bastion of Idiots™.

variant a.  It’s the rule! And if the rule applies to everybody, that’s fair.

variant b.  I don’t think you understand the concept of …

20.  General random stupidity, evidencing a lack of reason and critical thought.