Whenever I read news articles about Michelle Obama, I marvel that the woman must have lived a perfectly exemplary life. Critics can scarcely drag up a bad word to say about her. Oh, her senior thesis in college was anti-white! And she might have said the word “whitey”! She was proud of her country “for the first time” as opposed to Cindy McCain who has always been proud (but not John).

And, of course, there’s that terrorist fist bump.

Is that it? Is that all they can really dredge up about her?

Contrast that with Cindy McCain. Can you imagine if Michelle had dated Barack while he was still married (and while he admittedly cheated on his wife with a number of other women)? How about if she were to steal drugs from a charitable organization to feed her habit?

And yet Michelle Obama is the one Fox News insults by referring her to her as Obama’s “baby mama”–undoubtedly placing the question in many minds about whether or not they were married before their first child was born. Get ready to count on your fingers, folks!

But Michelle isn’t talking about the “sanctity of marriage.” Looks like she’s living it instead.