“What kinda name is THAT?”

“Oh, it’s an American name,” I say.

“An American name? No, you know what I mean. That’s not an American name.”

“Sure it is,” I reply. “I’m an American, and that’s my name.”

“You know what I mean.”

“No, I’m sure I don’t. What exactly is an ‘American’ name?”

Heh, this is a lot of fun.