Just in time to promote her book, Barbara Walters has confessed to having an affair with an African American senator.

He used to joke that “I was the oldest woman he had ever been attracted to.” (She writes she was tempted to respond, “Oh yeah? Well, you are the blackest man I have ever been with.”)

Excuse me now, I have to run out and get some more brain soap to wash that awful image out of my mind.