From district attorney Reed Walters in the Jena 6 case:

“I firmly believe and am confident of the fact that had it not been for the direct intervention of the Lord Jesus Christ last Thursday, a disaster would have happened. You can quote me on that.” When asked to clarify, Walters said: “The Lord Jesus Christ put his influence on those people, and they responded accordingly.”

Geez, does he pray “Lord, keep those people from rioting”?